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"Cigarette smoke doesn't have an odor." - some weirdo

It's illegal for mail trucks to put themselves in situations that may require them to reverse, if I remember correctly.

Would you eat beef wellington for 100k?

Uncle Sam doesn't care that you hate him because he knows you're his bitch.

. . . oh shit.

Yes

Nah, people at my work call off all the time, mostly because it's not a career for most of us and we don't respect the job that much.

I only get one week of vacation time a year and it can roll over into the next year. I can cash it out once I leave, as I don't plan on being a career barista. I get a little more sick time, but I can't cash out that shit, so of course I'm gonna use it.

For me, it's normally 3 to 6 times a year. I haven't called off in 3 months, one of my longest stretches in a while. I'm trying not to for the rest of the year, just so I can accumulate more sick leave for the winter. Hooray for being a lowly wage slave.

Ja, ubermensch, danke.

Not really. I felt the dream was much more disgusting than it was erotic.

I had a strange dream after smoking a cigarette and taking a nap this morning too. For some reason, I was in London. The house I was staying in was pretty shitty, but there was a yard. It looked more like some random place in an American suburb, but in the dream I thought it was London. Anyway, a party started at the house. People were talking, drinking, and playing board and video games. All of a sudden, the place erupted into an orgy. It wasn't really group sex, but couples having sex with one another. To be honest, I don't think these were the same people who were partying right before, but I don't know. What's most strange was that the couples were fucking everywhere; in the washing machine and dryers, in the oven, in all the cupboards, in the cat litter. Once the party ended, I saw my stupid sister's boyfriend appear out of nowhere. I told him "someone definitely caught AIDS here." And then I woke up.

Take out my phone, press record, upload to youtube. "MAN POSSESSED BY DEMON OMG"

I was about to donate and put a pic of your hooha up.

Goddamn, these women were fucking gorgeous.

Have I really been harassing you lately? No, and quite frankly if you don't believe in reciprocation, that's your problem. Not mine.

It's like Shakespeare once said: A rose by any other name would smell . . . like shit.

It's like you're begging me to set you off on one of your psychotic fits. Not today, sorry, although anything I say seems to do the trick.

mumbo

Oh boy. Still mad.

Want to start shit again? I've honestly been trying to avoid my previous behavior towards you, but if that's what you really want . . .

As if you really care about the difference.

Too bad you weren't here for Luuv. He was king of unnecessarily long-winded explanations.