It's still better. In the winter sometimes I'll come home with the sun just coming up, and when I wake up it's already starting to set. I used to really like it, but now I find it somewhat depressing.
cigars = cocks
all things elctromechanical = electric sex toys
bartering = prostitution
pathetic gambler = trashy clientele often don't pay up
senpai = Packard
There you go.