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Washcloths remain damp and are prime breeding grounds for bacteria. Loofahs can airdry and they make better lather with bodywashes.

Washcloths are nasty af. Use a loofah.

Bring it, bitch. I got . . . words and stuff!

I don't, unless it's her birthday. Her useless boyfriend makes around the same money as me and recently bought a 1.2k Alaskan Malamute. Obviously, that was my sister's money. Whatever. It's her life.

Now get ready for Tide boxed wine!

That's nice. My sister never pays for my meal, even though she makes much more money than me and I've paid for her meal many times in the past. What a bitch.

Respect the hooha. This is why fuggs sends the new pics to me and not you.

*holiday starfish, sent directly to DeMarco via twitter too.

Damn you. I was about to say, Nicki Minaj and can just wear her usual getup and pass as Jynx.

If you were black your mother would have kicked you out of the house a long time ago.

Solution: take your time when you eat so your body can properly digest food. No more playing Girls X Battle at the same time.

Did I not warn you about that lip? Nuh uh, girl.

omg, I just realized . . . BLACK FUTA FRIDAY

Here's the thing I liked the most about the Grinch movie; the song playing on the organ. I knew it was a song I had known, but it just didn't come to mind at the time. Fortunately, I found it:

The Exorcist. I mean, it's just comedy gold.

idk Lorax was okay.

I didn't mind his voice. There's just something that feels really lacking about the film. Also, this iteration of Cindy Lou Who has to be my least favorite. Petulance to the extreme, and it's supposed to touch the Grinch's heart. Please.

Only spent 8 dollars total. Overlord was pretty good, even though it relied heavily on the super evil nazi trope. Grinch was a big meh.

I'm about to become trans-ethnic to renounce this bullshit.

fixed

I had to write the title in weebspeak cause your name is weebspeak.

Sending you a PM of a wormhole soon.

Do you think this will end well?

This won't end well.