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Just put heavy cream in there and say it's cum. Same effect visually.

I guess I should replay the old games so I can play this one. Gonna take me 2 or 3 months. Never even played Dream Drop Distance.

Kinky. I'd wager there's a much better chance of fuggs posting a creampie.

Have you tried fapping first? That normally helps me.

I mean, there is the Vatican, a fucking theocracy, so . . .

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being absolutely hate it, 10 being absolutely love it, I'd give my job a 4. I dislike more things than I like about it, but I realize it could be worse.

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Probably not. It's interesting to see how much of a paranoid fuckwit Tom Green is.

Black don't crack. Dem crack lips doe . . .

Really? I thought you said camming was a major source of income.

What is the highest single tip you received on chaturbate?

A little, but I doubt it's noticeable from afar. I'd wager you have at least 5-10 more years before you have to buzz/shave it.

Your eyes look so lifeless.

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Make sure to bleach your meat, as in use Clorox. The meat should be pink and supple, like a pornstar's asshole. Rinse well or you will die. This is the only 100% safe way to eat meat.

She posted new ones while you were gone. You have to get up to speed.

Yes. Yes. Time for you to stare at a pic of fugg's hooha, so all the memories flow back.

Oh right, looks like I stand corrected.

They don't exist.

You should keep staring down at your phone.

Have you learned the Eastern ways of mindfulness? Wax on, wax off the haters . . . with your katana. The fact that you're present shows us your memories of here still crawl under your skin now and then, and you need to somehow prove you've moved on. Please, we know you're just as touchy as a whore jonesing of the smack. Need I remind you that I'm the one who made you post your bent dick of your placment on a nonsensical penis size chart? And the thought of you having the capability of organizing anything is truly a laughable matter. Seethe bitch. Seethe.

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