midnight

Not in my case. Not really sure why any man would have shit in his beard.

well, there are several things that are a pain in the ass.

Go back to sleep.

Rousey is about as good as Brie Bella in the ring. I thought Brie killed herself....twice on Raw last week. Rosuey is all botch. They did push her too hard and too fast. She should have had months of training, then a stint in NXT, off of tv, and then graduated to NXT tv tapings. Then, and only then, moved to the main roster. I, like you, worry every time she’s in the ring. She is going to hurt someone. She’s all adrenaline and zero technique. She’s an insult to Rowdy Roddy Piper. And you’re right, her mic skills suck. Paul Heyman is the only person that can get her over, the way she needs to be. Alexa Bliss pretty much carried the women’s division for over a year, just to have Rousey show up and take the title. Roman Reigns can wrestle. He’s highly talented. I get why the fans boo him, because they’re tired of seeing him in the main event all the time. Personally, I like Reigns. And the fans seem to have forgotten, he hasn’t won a major championship in a few years, until now. Ember Moon has all the talent and potential in the world. Her top rope stunner is a thing of beauty. But she’s on the wrong show. She will never get a major push, now that Rousey is hogging the title. Rousey will hold that title until at least Wrestlemania. Rousey has an arm bar submission. An arm bar takedown. And a stupid looking F-5/Attitude Adjustment shit move. That’s about it. All she has is a name. I mean, maybe she will get trained by someone who has some sense and one day become a bad ass in WWE, but I doubt it. She’s more or less, just a ratings draw at the moment. Hopefully her new will wear off soon and the fans will just not give a shit anymore. Lately, when she comes out, that’s when I take a bathroom break, or go make a sandwich.

It’s an added bonus to poop at work. You get paid to shit.

I’m thinking there’s no way in hell that Strowman takes the Universal title from Roman Reigns at Hell in a Cell. I do believe that Somoa Joe will take the WWE title from AJ Styles. I am also interested to see what sort of hell will be paid this Monday, after the whole Raw heel roster decimated the Shield last week. I say, give the tag titles to Rollins and Ambrose, then the Shield will own all the titles on Raw, and just let them fuck up everyone. If they’re not gonna let Rusev Day when the tag titles at Hell in a Cell, then it’s time to end it. There’s no way Rusev Day can lose clean here. Either they win the titles, or Aiden English turns heel and costs them the match. But that would kill English’s career. But we’ve seen McMahon kill off so many good characters over the years, so this wouldn’t surprise me. In my opinion, there is no one better to watch put on a clinic than Seth Rollins. He is tearing it up still. Superstars who are killing it right now: Seth Rollins The Miz Somoa Joe Superstars who are killing me right now: Titus Worldwide Bobby Roode Bobby Lashley Ronda Rousey Brie Bella Honorable mentions: R-Truth for finally getting some air time. Chad Gable for kicking ass last week. AJ Styles, just because he’s freakin Phenomenal. Finn Balor, just because he hasn’t quit WWE after being forced to face Baron Corbin for the past several months. Baron Corbin for finally cutting off the three strands of hair he had left. The Colons for having a match last week, for the first time since (checks notes) fucking forever. In closing, I’m glad Lesnar is gone for now. I don’t like Rousey. She’s got three moves and those suck in my opinion. Trish Stratus looks old as hell. Elias needs to be featured in an actual match on a pay per view. I want to see more of The Bar and The Usos. Brie Bella should never be allowed to wrestle or talk again. The Miz and Maryse are THE IT COUPLE. The Miz needs championship gold, because he’s that damn good. Just some of my thoughts.

Why are we not still taking about WWE, like, everyday?

You need a “switch” across your ass. Of course, you’re too young to know what a “switch” is. But that’s what you need.

Sorry. I’ve got tons of recipes, not many are super healthy though. I mean, some are, but I don’t know just how healthy you’re talking.

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? ~~~ Pretty much my response to everything.

The hot alpha male that I am. Tell me I’m pretty.😘

Ha! Bring it, BoyPussyBitch. I’m taller than you when I’m sitting down. I’m pretty sure your Jello-Alpha muscles will fail you in any attempt of aggression. (Insert random emoji, because I’m a true alpha virgin).

Disco has an amazing talent. But I just crocheted an effigy of @Zenigundam.

I’m 6’4”, 300 lbs. pretty sure I could knock Zeni out with a slap. Also, pretty sure I’ve taken a Randy Marsh deuce that was bigger than Zeni. If you’re claiming to be a grown man and you’re only 5’6”, you better have a hanging dong, alpha bitch.

Holy shit. I’m married to the Hound. Disco has some explaining to do.

What all names did the Hound go by that I might have seen in my short time here? Just curious.

Haha! I remember the dude at GameStop telling us that the game will fuck with you like that. He said the GameCube will restart and lose the picture and all sorts of shit, but it’s just part of the game. I remember thinking wtf kind of wizardry is this? Ha! Disco got a kick out of it. We got the game because we asked for the scariest game they had. I don’t think I’d call it a scary game though. Entertaining, but not very scary.

We have to go out tomorrow, and I’m gonna do my best to persuade disco to go to my favorite Mexican restaurant. If she can’t be persuaded, I may be inclined to leave her at Walmart while I go eat. 🤣

On the way. Ha!

Were they good?

Yes!!! Exactly this. I’d hate to cut a loved one, but damnit, stay off my lasagna.

Dear God no. This is how I refer to Zeni’s fictional girlfriends.

I am still eating lasagna. Disco made two of them, and I’m at the point now, where I’m guarding them. Like a pitbull.

(Leaves thread). 😞

Just let me rip my eyes out first.