midnight

Well, he’d be pretty helpless too.

ocd is a bitch. i have it too. its fucking counting with me and spelling everything backwards in my head.

i am always too nervous to trim mine. i always feel like i am going to fuck it up and have to shave it off and start over.

No way. I always pick a burrito up to eat it. I use a knife and fork to eat enchiladas, but not burritos.

As helpless as a chandelier in a haunted house.

I am missing one finger. Lost it in a 4-wheeler accident, over 20 years ago.

So is eating a poorly wrapped burrito. I know, from tons of experience. And believe me, curry starts to stink after an hour or two. (Yeah, I like curry in my burritos).

Damn if that ain’t the truth.

I hope to be like 4 hours into a good night’s sleep by midnight.

Make me, nipple dick. 🐨

I’m going to eat disco’s homemade macaroni and cheese until I get the lactose shits.

I think disco would like to burn mine off of my face. She doesn’t like it at all. I haven’t shaved in probably over 5 years.

If I drank all of that, I’d need a mug that big to piss in.

I still haven’t played Skyrim. Actually, I haven’t played any of the Elder Scrolls games, even though I own every one of them. I suck as a gamer. I have around 80 Xbox games and have played less than 10 of them. But I will paying AC Odyssey as soon as it comes out.

You’ve got kids? No way.

We have a 55” Samsung 4K tv in our bedroom. We had a 55” LG 4K tv before that, but I got it when 4K first came out, and all the 4K TVs didn’t have HDR. I didn’t know that, so I got rid of it and got one that has HDR. I love this new tv. The 65” Sony tv is in the living room, but it’s not 4K. I need a tv that has excellent picture quality, and also very large. I don’t want to squint to see the tv. Disco doesn’t give a shit about tv quality. She will never let me get an 85” tv. She thinks the 55” is too big. I think she’s crazy.

I don’t have a bedtime. But I’m planning on having a bedtime tonight. Responsible parents can’t stay up all night, especially when you have kids that are up bright and early.

You giant fucking tv is making me hate my (what I thought was huge) fucking tv.

Heading right for us too. Our governor hasn’t issued a state of emergency yet. Looks like it’s supposed to hit sometime on Thursday.

I just haven’t been able to wake up today. Early dinner. Early shower. Early bedtime. That is what I need tonight. In that order.

I can do magic. I can make anyone disappear by asking them if they want to smell the beard. 🤣

I can have a full, short beard in a week or two. I’ve all but forgotten what my face looks like without a beard.

I ate a brownie an hour ago. My beard smells like brownies. But I’m not complaining.

Hahaha @ dookie particles. In my case, I flush before I get up. I don’t need to see my dookie, or the toilet paper.