midnight
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Call and report her to corporate. Also, hahahahahahahaha.
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I am reading y'all's retarded conversation while listening to Yellow Submarine. It's like a bad trip.
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I was just making light of the current Valentine's Day situation. We are both under the weather. Flu.
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Nah. It's great. When we ever get to do it. Kids man. Damn kids. Someone is always blocking us.
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I took a fabulous shit earlier. Comparable?
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Wanna know how us old folks get kinky on Valentine's Day? We both take a shot of NyQuil and try to get undressed before we pass out. We usually wake up with our underwear at our knees.
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While BBQ would be my old married choice, BBQ isn't exactly a romantic meal. Sushi could leave you hurling later. So, depending on the atmosphere, I'd chose between Spanish and Thai.
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I don't know how long it's been repaired, but I'd give it a day before I walked on it. Looks good.
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Yes.
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*sigh*guess its time to just lower my standards
midnight replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
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She's always click baiting me, with their pictures of GODDAMN delicious food. Can we get a ban on Still Me?
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Don't believe I've ever had it. But I love bacon on a chocolate pie.
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Jowl bacon is even better than regular bacon. Yep. Hard to believe, but it is.
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People who don't like bacon, cannot be trusted. > God.
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I know why your cat always looks pissed now. Haha.
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Damn. Just damn.
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I got one just for you, pal. Roses are red Violets are blue You and lupin had brisket Fuck both of you two Haha.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have diarrhea Hope you don't too Henry David Thoreau.
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Now the home repairs are making more sense. Y'all drinking some bad shit and tearing shit up. Uhuh. haha
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Oh I was just joking. But I'm sure it starts with a bottle of Food Lion soda. Haha.
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Well, Mad Dog 20/20 tastes like straight ass. The cheapest shit you can get at the convenience store.
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You can clone yourself, but only your sleeping self. I want the power to bring back Richard Pryor.
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Nothing better than some Food Lion orange soda. Gonna make some homemade Mad Dog 20/20.
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Never even called me by my name, bro.
