midnight

(Gonna go lose my lunch).

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. If that helps.

I'm only here for the bacon.

Granted. But the furever home is at a taxidermist shop. I want the power to eat anything I want, with no consequences.

https://gamerant.com/resident-evil-7-chris-redfield-umbrella-001/ This will give you a little insight. If you haven't downloaded the free episode from the store, do it. You will get the full experience.

It's safe for now. For now.... (Doom and gloom cartoon music plays in the background).

Then go smoke yourself.

Ok. But I'm taking some bacon from y'all's fridge with me.

I wouldn’t let my cats eat the shit Packard attempts to cook. I’m starting to think he gets gross food pictures off of google or something. As many pictures as he’s posted, just once, he would have to make something semi decent looking. But nope. Everything is pure shit.

Looks good to me.

It’s been a long, boring day. Had to get up extra early. Just ready for Smackdown to get over so I can go to bed.

Smackdown is boring as hell tonight.

Yeah. The thread has been canned. Haha.

I think the last one just got taken down. I can’t find it now.

No you don’t. You like Chef Boyardee lasagna and Cheetos!

I’m gonna slap you with a Packard mocchiato, or whatever that shit drink was you made for Packard. Haha.

Just saw the Arby’s commercial, featuring H. John Benjamin. The man behind Bob in Bob’s Burgers. This might be old news. Fuck you.

(Makes the not to meet list due to the Amish comment). Butt munch.

Sponge eats people too. The writes alien porn about it. He's got the freak stamina. I'm old.

It's cool. I just beat it 3 times while typing.

Nah. We talk about you behind your back, so you can't argue your side. It makes us feel bigger.

Who is Nabs?

There has been so much shit talking about you in df. Mainly by me. You will see it soon.

Put on a diaper and eat the tacos. You'll be fine. If any runs out, Packard will clean it up.