midnight

I'll kick his ass if he doesn't.

Clean hands. I want all the filth to be from my diarrhea infested ass. If he washes afterwards, that's entirely his choice.

I'd prefer no gloves. I don't want to short change him on the experience.

I have to claim it. I farted like 5 minutes ago, and it's still dead in here. I might have to walk outside. @1938 Packard, can you wipe my ass for me, bro?

Now that's a helping of bacon. I can fry a 16 ounce pack and eat the whole pack. At once. Granted, I have to take a couple of Prilosec before I eat it. Bacon gives me heartburn worse than anything. But it's so worth it.

Shit. I went to bed not long after posting this. Had to get up early. Got to take the daughter to the doctor this morning. Maybe later, it this doctor's appointment doesn't take too long. Which I'm hoping it doesn't.

Near Savannah. Sorry, man. I went to bed. Just saw this. Haha.

Sounds like a plan! If you’re still in Alabama?, that’s a day trip. Georgia here. I thought I mentioned you but alas, my mind is putty today. I’d kick it at the skate park with ya.

No more food for you or LB. Nope. You go to bed hungry damnit! Ha!

Shit. I forgot scoob too. And Pooh. Forgive me.

Yes. That makes me feel a little better. But then you had to mention the state fair pictures didn’t you? I had all but erased those images from my mind. Now they are back. Screaming deliciousness into my soul!! If we ever take a vacation again, we are coming to Texas when it’s time for that fair. And I’m going to eat until I can’t move!

I forgot cracky too, because he’s never on either.

I’d like to chill with tsar4 too. Sorry I forgot you bro. I don’t see you on much.

That game was tough for me. So was A Boy and His Blob. I need to play that one again.

Trigun is a definite. I can’t believe I forgot to mention him. Sorry bro!

Let’s break shit, then get high and try to fix it. Haha!

Now I’m hungry. And your pictures yesterday, I’m still not over that. Gonna post some brisket, knowing good and well my fat ass is over here with my tongue hanging out, drooling like a fool. Cruel! Just cruel.

Hell yes! Cross that one off the list! What’s next?

By no means is this a hint at getting me the best of Amish cooking, cookbook. I’ll just trust ya.

@1938 Packard has no votes yet. The fuck? Packard. Let’s meet up and make fun of liberals and eat 3 Day well done steak. With a fresh-ish margarine marinade. What’d ya say?

Ghostrek handles my light weight. Ill be manning the grill until the dust settles.

I’ve literally never seen anything they cook.

Come at me bro. Let’s get drunk and dance in the moonlight.

3? Hell. Well why not those? I mean, Packard is the shit. One is a piece of shit. The other I have no clue.

Let’s meet and eat steak.