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I got summoned for jury duty! I'm so excited! This is the first time ever in my whole life that I've gotten a summons, and I'm just tickled pink. Any advice?

That is an accomplishment.

My father was almost bald, and he was always late anyways.

It doesn't sound quite as bad as Blue Gender.

I'd better not be here 30 years from now (and if I am, don't worry - I'll be too senile to post.)

🤨

And?

Happy birthday! 🎂

Meh, same shit, different day.

This, ever so much.

Hypocritical bigot.

Burma doesn't have much of an automotive industry. Lay off the Karen.

I've never had to do the on call thing, but I've always loved the way people assume that their care team doesn't/shouldn't share information.

Goddammit, somehow I fucked the yeast, and I've got a brick in the oven.

She's a fucking gen x. You can blame a lot of things on us, but not that.

There can never be enough attention.

White people eat what they have a coupon for.

I'm just giving out candy, but I thought I'd dress up as a sweet, harmless grandmother. Nobody will recognize me.

Goddamn it, man, be nice to your poor mother, and dust the freaking dining room.

#goals#ambition#getajobneckbeard

Happy Birthday!🎂

I think "get a room" no matter what what gender or genders the consenting adults involved are, but I'm odd that way.

Ah. All the compassion I would have expected from someone who is so emotionally and intellectually above the rest of us.

Be nice. And tell your therapist to be nice, or at least, professional. It's entirely possible that your mom has undiagnosed bipolar - there is a strong hereditary component, and some of her behaviors that you've described in the past suggest it.