Jump to content
UnevenEdge

mthor

Thunder Goddess
  • Posts

    8281
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by mthor

  1. Runs an Etsy shop selling custom-made Sasquatch calls.
  2. I don't know about 4chan, but there are a lot of Brits on the farms.
  3. It's not just 4chan. They're suing in conjunction with Lolcow LLC (Kiwi Farms). There's a thread in the Lolcow & Lolcow, LLP subforum if anybody is interested. (Don't worry, @scoobdog, it's in Lolcow Meta, not the Thunderdome.)
  4. mthor

    Lore

    Five nights at Freddy's. Never played the game, and have no real desire to, but I'll spend all afternoon listening to YouTube videos about theories and timelines.
  5. Runs an Elvis sighting hotline.
  6. Believes that potatoes are the future.
  7. Dresses like the Gorton's fisherman on sunny days.
  8. Introduces himself by saying "Call me Ishmael. "
  9. Prescription medication ads.
  10. Designed the sets for Batboy: The Musical.
  11. Places collect calls to Windsor Castle and asks to borrow all the king's horses and all the king's men.
  12. A prime example of someone whose social skills would actually be better if he'd been raised by wolves.
  13. Oh, please, child. I was smoking weed before you were born. We are not the lamest generation. Lame, yes, but not the lamest.
  14. Is trying to take his one-man production of Guys and Dolls on the road.
  15. Gave Smokey the Bear a lighter.
  16. Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production." (Are you guys old enough for that?)
  17. Won't let retail workers take a break in peace.
  18. Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping.
  19. Judas priest on a pony, would you stop?
  20. Half of what you say is conjecture and the other half is fantasy; why would I bother remembering?
  21. How often do you toddle out to Wyoming? Or do you take the bus out west once a week so you can smoke in a restaurant that may or may not exist?
  22. I've been smoking for 50+ years and I can smell it a mile away.
  23. I have cleaned colostomy bags that were less full of shit than you are. Health inspections are public records; how about you post theirs? You can even blur out the name of the establishment.
×
×
  • Create New...