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A] Pay phones still exist? B] Pay phone?

Hey!

Because the zoo is for exotic and endangered animals that are beautiful and fascinating to watch. I don't think that Zeni qualifies; in fact, I'd feel guilty about inflicting him on a shelter. Can we just drop him by the 7-11 garbage can that he followed us home from?

And he keeps peeing on the carpet and chewing on the furniture. Can't we please take him back to the shelter?

That's too high.

I knew Bill Shakespeare, and he'd have considered your behavior as creepy as fuck.

I don't think so - it sounds like one of those bugs where first you're afraid that you're going to die, and then you're afraid you won't. Something with chicken, then hot lemonade and rum., unless it's a GI thing, then something with chicken and ginger tea.

And this differs from any other night exactly how?

Why do people always ask that?

Go ahead. Do it. With any luck at all, she's got a permit to carry concealed.

What? No club?

Oh, pleeeeeze, don't tell me you spent money on that - it's like it'll only be in theatres for about a month, and then you'll be able to stream it or buy it and watch it at home in your comfy jammies and bunny slippers, where you don't have to worry about spilling your acai bowl while you're trying to sneak it in...have you no capacity for delayed gratification?

Chicken soup for you. (More chickens have died keeping me healthy this winter...)

take your test in the most rural place you can find. I took mine in the 4th least populous county in NYS, and having no traffic and two lane streets really made it a lot less stressful than taking it in an urban setting.

Yeah, I said that, too, but I keep procrastinating.

Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A:

Note to self: If I open a home for retired implements of mayhem, is there a way that I can get subsidized? Hm.

Kudasai[/member] - I will always take care of Janice. <3 She can have the spot on the couch next to Pooquan, my largest and most poorly socialized cat. I think that they will understand each other.

"For the man who's looking for that special lady (pulse optional): Desperation - the new scent from Zenigundam...."

This makes even less sense than usual.

Happy Birthday, and have one for me, both birthday and drink - gave up the birthday when the candles on the cake became a fire hazard, and my stomach is still too messed up for me to want to drink anything stronger than coffee.

I'll adopt you. <3 You feel horrible? Take your meds! You're fat? Take your meds! You feel light-headed? Take your meds! You can't sleep? Take your damn meds, 'cause I feel horrible, I'm fat, I'm light headed, and I can't sleep either, but if I've got to take them, so do you! (And I even smoke, so it'll smell like home.)

Pretentiousness.

Incapsulate is not a word.