mthor

You can call her what you want, but in all of the paperwork and in court, she will be called a "minor child." Or just a "minor."

How can they relate to you? Most of them have kept a job longer, and aren't drunk 24/7. BTW - if you get stopped for a DUI tomorrow, most states impose additional charges for having a minor child in the car.

In many countries, it's legal to fuck little girls, provided you marry them first, but that doesn't make it any less perverted. Perverts aren't necessarily criminals; sometimes they're just perverts.

As well you should, perv.

No. No, it is not.

Chrischan

Don't pay for zquil. Get yourself some generic benadryl - same thing, loads cheaper.

Hang on to the stun gun - the road to mental health is bumpy and frequently doubles back on itself.

Not for long, Grandpa. You had quite the bit of snow on the rooftop in the last video that you didn't wear your hat in. (BTW, how's the hairline?)

You'll find out if you start dying your hair.

As your hair grows out, the grey will start to show at the roots. Tacky.

Don't forget to keep your roots touched up.

The Whole Death Catalog by Harold Schechter. I love his books about historical serial killers (I found the quote in my sig in his book about Albert Fish), and death has always been interesting to me - after all, it' is the great equalizer.

Yeah, yeah...which is why Zeni might recognize it.

You've mentioned 80's music - surely you've heard

I saw them during the Freeze Frame tour. One of the best shows I've ever been to, in terms of sheer fun. and good music. Glad there's somebody else here who remembers them.

https://www.yahoo.com/music/j-geils-longtime-leader-j-geils-band-dies-233515534.html I saw the band in concert back in - never mind. Great time - sad to see the man go.

As a bottom-feeder? Well, if that's what makes you happy...

True alpha males don't keep repeating that they're true alpha males.

Well, you certainly can't.

That's us. We put the "fun" in "dysfunctional."

Chicken soup. It's good for just about everything.

Sadly, no. It's a small house - damned if I know why the builder put in an intercom - and you can hear the user's actual voice better than you can hear it over the speaker.

Don't do it!

No, but I have a 70's style intercom system and a radio mounted in one of the kitchen cabinets. >