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Like a chocolate chip cookie. When he was in high school, I could have been arrested for the other kind.

Aww. You were kind of cute. I'd have pinched your cheek and given you a cookie.

Fiber! Fiber and gas!

No...no... There is no such thing as a geographic cure for any of the woes that plague the OP.

I don't know about wiser, but once you've gotten through something, there's no need to be afraid of it (even if you'd rather not repeat it). The older you get, the more stuff you've gone through - and survived.

The older you get, the less fear you have.

What about a GoFundMe?

Spiritus? We had a bottle of that when I was a kid - I used to use it in the alcohol lamp that went with my chemistry set. On topic - when I used to get seriously drunk, I always enjoyed the phase where I loved everybody. Unfortunately, it's difficult to titrate to stay at that point.

Fuck enabling - click that, and you'll wind up in Dreamland...Art Bell's Dreamland.

You can't fool me. You've been listening to Coast to Coast again.

Well, it's not fur.

Ultraspiritual Life with JP

April is a great month - my older daughter, my grand daughter, and my baby sister were all born in April. I got married in April, which, although it pretty much sucked after a while, was quite nice at the time. Two of my cats were born in April. But if it makes you feel any better, 8 of the accused in the Salem Witch Trials were hanged on my birthday, which is not in April. (It also happened to be the largest number of people hanged in one day during the trials.)

The whole world would have won.

You're missing the point, which is that you would have been eaten by wolves, and would not have lived to grow up to be your current miserable self.

Happy trails, Grandma :'(

Only 4?

You seen one birthday, you seen 'em all. Stop counting now.

The logistics of that are quite problematic. I'd wind up with weed everywhere except enclosing the turkey.

Sounds like fun - I could go for being giddy with power for a day. And drunk - except that I never drink wine.

I would have exposed you on a hillside at birth. Welcome to Sparta, where the weak are not allowed to live.

Io Saturnalia. (Wrong date, right sentiment)

Thank you :-*

aha is good. If you do more 80's, how about "Oh Mickey" by Toni Basil?

I dunno. I like Benny Hill.