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No bj's without cultures and bloodwork first.

Sometimes, it's good to be old. : )

Actually, that's not sad at all...although Pooh and I are going to need a new punching bag.

I don't get it. Back in my rabid Trekkie days, I don't think that kind of thing went on; I mean, I don't remember anybody getting death threats when it turned out that Chekhov wasn't going to be in the animated series. But then again, we were more isolated. That was back before the internet, and contact with other fans was limited. Maybe it's the hive mind that develops when you can hide behind a screen name and commune with like-minded individuals instantly and at length.

Unfortunately, he's had a lot of practice ducking IP bans, or so he claims.

Good luck. Every time I've ever tried that, well, lo, I am become Death, destroyer of aquariums.

Living well is the best revenge. :brownbottle:

Not until the Red Army Choir does Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Oh, wait, you mean - really? For truly? Forever? Wow! ::spin::

Yeah...Yeah...I know *sigh*

Brendan Fraser is an actor who has played many different characters. Tom Cruise is a one-note hack who can only play himself.

It makes perfect sense. Look at how much we're saving by conserving d's.

Were you born this much of a douchebag, or do you work at it?

Was this really necessary? :'(

I don't care if they use their bare hands. (although it might be simpler to tell the staff.)

Have you seen burn marks? Everybody knows that you don't smell smoke until you notice the burn marks.

No. "There," as in "There are not any," or "There are none."

There aren't any.

You don't get to do the silly stuff because you're good at the serious stuff.

Goldfinger. Sean Connery wears one. And even he looks silly.

I prefer that to the ones who flush it, and leave it plugged. Especially when you walk in the stall and realize that you've stepped in a puddle of somebody else's mess. The ones who don't flush have made self-flushing toilets a god-send

True. Real doctors can legally pronounce someone dead. In fact, depending on the state and the circumstances, even RN's can pronounce someone dead. But chiropractors can't.

Oh, dear. Anyone who wears one of those should be on disability for terminal fashion impairment.

No, thank you. I once found a (thankfully) unused panty liner in a book I was checking in. It probably wasn't as bad, but it still kind of startled me.