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You'd better hope she has a car.

That cop is going to be relieved when you don't show up, because he won't have to listen to you whine again, and you're still going to owe the fines. What a beta way to enter the criminal justice system.

Yay! This!

Congrats! And the only hard thing about CE's is remembering to do them . :catwink

Imagine what fun you'd have had if whatever container you're hiding your alcohol in had spilled.

Depends on how bad your hemorrhoids are; for some people constipation is the norm when they get their periods.

The day can only improve from here.

Better yet, let us know if you don't. Not that we're going to pony up your bail or anything, it's just that inquiring minds want to know.

I may be old enough to be your daddy, but I lack the necessary equipment. :catP

You're making me weep. David was Hebrew, you schmuck.

Don't you have more regard than that for your feet?

Hey - if it says free, you take.

Yeah - they did that when my kids were young...so many stickers or whatever, and you got a free personal pan pizza.

or is phillies the evolved form of him?

Thank you - that's one more thing to check off my why I can't sleep at night list. (But why are the Japanese so huge?) Also, in all fairness to my daughter, I may have been subjecting here to one of those discussions that you don't want to have with your mother especially in a crowded dorm room.

Maybe, but my older daughter and I got into a discussion of this one night when she was still in school, and she went through all of her art history books and quizzed her friends in the dorm and we still couldn't come up with a real answer besides "that's just the way they like it."

The really scary thing is how many people handle a turtle, then stick things in their mouths without washing their hands.

Ah - thank you, I am blind (I was looking in the other thread for it.)

Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them?

I don't see a link to a statute. Am I blind? Also, technically, what we're looking at is not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia, given that he talks about late adolescents, not prepubescent children. Please note - this is not an endorsement of or support for Zeni's creeping. I just like things to be accurate.

I'm just trying to point out the persistence of Zeni. (Picture in your mind that Dali painting with the clocks, and replace the clocks with Zeni. He's soft enough to ooze.)

Not to be a wet blanket, but this is not the first time that Viper has threatened this., and Zeni is still with us (for whatever that's worth beyond a tube of Preparation H.)

Crispix, puffed rice, cheerios, Kix - pretty much anything that isn't Cap'n Crunch or Cocoa Crispies

I'm bumming because blueberry season is over - cereal has gone down the tubes.