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So are they using Topaz AI for the upscale or something more sophisticated?

What else you supposed to do when your main bitch is a hobbit?

Dream Theater released a new single with Mike Portnoy back in the saddle and I haven't been this bored listening to something in quite a while. I say this as a DT fan. Wtf

Applying Descartes' theory of being, how could she be sure the truck even existed? How can I be sure she exists? How the hell do I know any of you assholes really exist?

This is legit fucking infuriating. Should've sensed it coming with the soundtrack being issued on a picture disc (for those who don't know, picture discs are notorious for having god awful sound quality). Perhaps it's fitting that a show about downward spirals goes into a downward spiral. It feels almost intentional, like high art masquerading as a piece of shit. Uzumaki is this generation's Freddie Got Fingered.

Megalopolis - ???/10 I genuinely loved every second of this... but is it "good?"

People would gladly sit through Rick & Morty before anything. As long as it's not Not-Rick & Morty.

Hehe fuckin Minnesota. Another reason for ASTS to be worth $1600 a share by 2030.

The Substance - 9.5/10 Most confusing erection I've ever sustained in my life

More accurately:

So much cash goes down the drain with death row. Better to just have an officer in the courtroom to give a clean headshot the moment the sentence comes down. If they come out innocent afterwards... whelp it's not like a pardon was coming down anyways lol less stress for the family and sentencee

Great move after your predecessor halved all the available parking in the city for bike lanes, very nice.

Blame the Pandemic. Really, that's all it comes down to. The PS5 didn't really start hitting the common household until 3 years after its launch thanks to cost and chip supply issues. That and with game fidelity being what it is on THIS system and the "Pro" upgrade only just coming out next year, I wouldn't expect any next gen consoles before 2029. Though when the Pro version does come out next year, that's when Sony and any other streaming/app companies are gonna cut support for PS4.

Hard pass on Dragon Ball Jr. Give me a Roshi / King Vegeta prequel series by Murata.

It's not real R&M I don't care

breast milks

If I ever get famous, I'll need this website destroyed

The probability ticker at the bottom right of AppleTV's baseball stream impales me with a rush of rage as well as fear that other services might add it to their games. Fuck that ticker to hell FUCK.

I prefer pure, unfiltered horror.

You can't make a show like Silicon Valley or VEEP anymore, there's nothing left to parody.

BRO