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Not even going to bust out the RIF spray?

Pink, blue, purple. Blue can be used to easily learn languages.

BRING INUYASHA BACK NAOWWWW

Preferably a song with lots of trumpets.

I find the best way out of an embarrassing situation is just to address it. "That was not a fart, it was just my back fat." "This is why bare skin and mats don't mix" "Oh shit, backwards. This is why my mom normally dresses me." Have a laugh and brush it off.

I'll buy the movie when it comes out of disc.

Redlettermedia gave it a thumbs up and I trust their judgement.

I bet you were the coolest kid in school after that.

I once made a blind backwards 3-pointer. I'm still riding that high.

Screen shots?

Is a substitute for the word fuck in Spongebob. There's a character named Barnacle Boy.

I live in Kansas. Normal stuff here.

The reaction all the guys had was hilarious. Good way to tell a story without actually saying anything.

It's really none of their business and whoever yelled at you is an asshole.

I believe it'll create new form of matter.

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You can't explain that.

Dimes Quarters Golf Balls Greyhounds Horses Cars Buses Olympic swimming pools Boeing 747s Football fields The Statue of liberty Texas Our moon Earth Your mom Edited for more.

Well you see, the internet is a series of tubes.

Have you not heard of the notorious Florida man?

Occasionally. I also use my history to remember to finish videos.

I read that the NFL told him not to kneel. Not sure if they knew who they were dealing with.

Maybe if they weren't incredibly stupid.