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No holds barred when he said, "what's that smell?"

I put all my most sensitive tax information on napkins from five guys.

Same thing....right.....................riiiight....

I wonder if she's thinking about me.....🤔

I laughed my ass off when this came out... PETA didn't waste any time being outraged.

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

That's a good enough reason.

My wife said Walmart has it's valentine's day crap out already.

Fried tarers are pretty much a new year's staple. It's not part of the lore but if you go to the trouble of cooking all the other southern fare, might as well do taters.

It's pretty much bacon.

New years day lunch. I hate pretty much all of it. Hog jowls and taters can stay. Everything else get out.

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve. *high fives* Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

Amah-day-us

Brave on desktop.

Potato soup.