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Still Me

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  1. work it in with grocery shopping...
  2. thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole....
  3. you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol
  4. honey.....men don't have "bitch face"...their just assholes....
  5. i believe the technical term is phantom butt
  6. :D >get the fuck out of my thread lol
  7. would get his ass beat by a female wrestler
  8. prune em...go get em waxed or threaded...get them shaped homie...you can't let that jem go to waste
  9. :D I don't think that's a feature...more like an ability
  10. likes to masterbate in a jar and sell it as mayonase
  11. i usually only wear jeans or jean shorts....and the temp has to be over 100 for me to wear a skirt
  12. ive a very visually expressive person...so I pride myself on my eyebrows...their on point...and I don't have to fill them in with any of that brow shit
  13. see the bus is believable...but you never had that car
  14. PATTI MAYONASE
  15. still have no idea what you're talking about...I didn't do shit so don't target me
  16. ohio > Kansas City
  17. #1 St Louis Missouri....I don't think I need to say more
  18. i don't get it either
  19. im full of steak
  20. thats a shame
  21. well we found one in our price range but It needed some serious work...kitchen needed to be redone...same with the bathrooms...that's too much money in one go...
  22. man that really sucks...I had this girl in college that was burned like that but from deep fryer grease
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