Still Me

Aww look at that poor baby.... they found my cat in a dumpster but she was a kitten...had to bottle feed her

And so are you

DO IT.....Satan commands it...

Just start Walmart dumpster diving...

no it isn’t...you’re a creep

Oh cool.....now bounce for me...lemme see dat jiggle

No....don’t think so....when I started working halfway through the year after I got out of college I filed my taxes as “single non dependent” but my mother filed me under her dependent...so even tho I had already received my money they sent me a letter saying I needed to pay back $2000...but I lucked out and had someone put a hold on the interest and to take out more of my money the following tax year to pay it off...

WHAT?!....cold eggs are the tits man

Wtf is pig rooting....I would google it but I’m actually scared to do so

Please god tell me you’re kidding

Man...don’t have to wait a week...I made deviled eggs...give it an hour....

Na it’s not that I can’t get one...it’s more an issue of laziness

Do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your boobs...hang...low

Yeah my guy works at this one shop but he apprentices with Oliver peck

Man I love trash polka...and American traditional...my tattooist who did my arm entered in the rose he did on said arm into a competition for “modern American traditional”

No...and it won’t hurt you..so build that bridge homie

Is that a Snuggie with fucking fringe? You’re a horrible person...spontaneously combust plea..lol

It won’t double space you if you have sentences long enough to wrap...the minute you hit enter or return...double spaces baby

Ooh your reminded me...I want one of these too

I’m just tired...physically...emotionally...tired... poor LB...I’ve been moody and weepy for months...I don’t have the energy for anything anymore

Oh my god...shuuuut uuuuup...you’re calling her ugly trying to be “cool” you god damned hypocrite...So shut the fuck up

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Yep....I’ve been struggling with it....