Still Me

Depressing

Has a hat....and a bag full of shit

Made the big presents myself....

many may know that I love my car and it’s marketing...Kia soul hamsters are fuckin adorable....so I keep hamsters in my car...so this year I decided to dress him up....

It’s “potato”

STOP....IN THE NAAAAME OF LOVE

I don’t hang with fam....they can suck a dick

Well considering he was just joking about Christmas music....so shut the fuck up mochi

Keep pretending you’re cool...that’s how the girls come runnin

Christmas vacation....anything else is fucking garbage

I know what you’re thinking....did he fire six shots? Or only five?

ITS THE MOST, WONDERFUL TIIIIIME OF THE YEARRR

.....um....excuse me?!....I do.....

I can start stomaching Christmas music

Neither

How how neat! I’m doing one of these already! LB and I participated in a FB one last year and it was hella fun...someone sent him this high end bacon...omg it was so good that I’m thinking about getting him a subscription to it this year...I love secret Santa shit....

Cau?....cau?....CAU! I CANT FIND YOU!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Yeeeeeeeah

Sadly no...

I mean they should know better by now...this is the third year I’ve done it