Still Me

I’ve never thought celebrate me home was one either

Omg....eh....eeeeehhh....fuck you.....lol

Certainly not my titties

I have a longhorn bull that I got at a build a bear that I named Sir Loin....

I had them all at one point...but I threw them all out and only kept charizard....not the smartest thing I’ve done....I don’t have the pokeball either

Look what I found....

Yer a slut alright...

A continuation of the bullshit text she sent me a month ago: I am not speaking to my mother and neither is my brother. As we are tired of her bullshit. She recently (within the past week or two) called my old cellphone and left a message telling me that her boyfriend had attacked her in California and she had to call the police. He told her that he can’t work with her until she figures out her relationships with her kids. But he is the one who caused the problem in the first place....anyways I don’t know how the hell she got there but now she’s in las Vegas. Abandoned yet again. She can only communicate to me via the old phone by leaving a voice mail that I can check on my current phone or she can email me. She emailed me that she was scared for her safety and her boyfriend demanded that she give him her last paycheck. Now she’s headed to a homeless shelter that had a program that will get her a bus ticket back to NY. still not speaking to her...but she keeps emailing me saying that “he wrote that text message” blah blah fuckin liar what a fucking piece of garbage...

Awww....how nice...something to burn when it gets cold out

NEVERMIND!!!!!!!.....I bought your gift already lol

What’s your shirt size....

Fave Pokémon?

Oh and I posted on your profile

Hmmmmm make a wishlist

I have it off...but 24 hour pharmacies don’t

That’s fine...but tell me some stuff bout ya...

I live with that som-bitch...he gets enough from me lol

@Nabloom you on my fb? I can’t PM you my address here cause shit be jive

Buuuuuullshit....get your bullshit here....

I want a sqwatty potty

Don’t get a warrant....then it’s not so great...although I kinda want one...it doesn’t really affect your “criminal history” but I wouldn’t mind knowing what it’s like to sit in jail for a couple of days to pay back the warrant...them your options...pay them money...or spend a lil time there

Trust me...they know....and they get you anywhere you are...had a coworker pulled in the middle of his shift...had a neighbor almost pulled in the minute he got home...he lucked out tho...he was getting back from home depo because his water heater exploded and flooded his house...and the us marshall said “look, I can see you’re not trying to avoid me, and something needs your attention here. But Monday morning I want you down at the police station, and if you’re not there I will be coming back”....and he went Monday...

Shit yeah, twice a year too...front page of every newspaper...they want you to KNOW they comin... http://texaswarrantroundup.org/

Bees, bats, cows, vegetas, hamsters, cats....goofy bullshit...hobbies: reading, drawing, games skills: cooking, sewing, crafting.....COMBINE SOME SHIIIIIT