Still Me

When designer labels go 80% off....goodbye paycheck....

Nope

Fuckin nope....that’s a Texas thing...they vacation in Michigan...NY’ers hit Florida

Yeah I’m a yank...

OMG OMG OMG OMG NO....look I grew up in NY with all that bullshitty lake effect snow shit....and we still be driving 55 on 365 with 6ft of snow on the ground during a blizzard......but these fuckin Texans....these southern mother fuckers....it rains too hard and they drive 20 in a 60...the mere hint of “snow” or what they think is fuckin snow...sets them into a mother fucking panic like their about to be snowed into their house for weeks....will clean out a grocery store like it’s a mother fuckin natural disaster....

are we being dark today? If I sit and think about it...I think the only regret I have is the spending too much one....and the explosive temper....and that last slice of pizza....

Cause I’m not ...

Seymour butts...

I say emotionally scar him....the gift that keeps on giving....

Are you saying you’re not?

I would have been 4...so no

???? fuck you dude ??

??? people are gonna contest that

??

I’m just a robot on the internet....do it because it’s the right thing to do

Embrace the wart....become the wart

That changes from season to season....in fall/winter it’s this:

You need to....call the ASPCA and make a biohazard complaint with the county

Is that something you could call environmental services for? On the plus side...you don’t have roaches and rats....they do....

I’m honestly afraid to ask what mine would be

Man and here I bought you something cool

Um...considering it’s been in a mud puddle for god knows how long and I don’t know it’s prior life...I’d rather not get anything than that...sorry