Still Me

Why?

I’m one of those girls that think that you can’t put a price on a good suit...I wish LB would get one...fuck I’d pay

It would be chocolate...but have a harder shell so you would get that nice snap...and the filling would be sweet but spicy

Hell yeah....the sales I hit today were Coach 50% off everything...and Michael kors 60% with an additional 20% off on hand bags....got a $400+ bag for $110

FTFY

When designer labels go 80% off....goodbye paycheck....

Nope

Fuckin nope....that’s a Texas thing...they vacation in Michigan...NY’ers hit Florida

Yeah I’m a yank...

OMG OMG OMG OMG NO....look I grew up in NY with all that bullshitty lake effect snow shit....and we still be driving 55 on 365 with 6ft of snow on the ground during a blizzard......but these fuckin Texans....these southern mother fuckers....it rains too hard and they drive 20 in a 60...the mere hint of “snow” or what they think is fuckin snow...sets them into a mother fucking panic like their about to be snowed into their house for weeks....will clean out a grocery store like it’s a mother fuckin natural disaster....

are we being dark today? If I sit and think about it...I think the only regret I have is the spending too much one....and the explosive temper....and that last slice of pizza....

Cause I’m not ...

Seymour butts...

I say emotionally scar him....the gift that keeps on giving....

Are you saying you’re not?

I would have been 4...so no

???? fuck you dude ??

??? people are gonna contest that

??

I’m just a robot on the internet....do it because it’s the right thing to do

Embrace the wart....become the wart

That changes from season to season....in fall/winter it’s this:

You need to....call the ASPCA and make a biohazard complaint with the county