Still Me

This is true...I think if I had a fuck load of money I would still work...probably part time....

Seppuku?

I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about

*shrug* meh...just saiyan....

Hmm....I’m considering going to a farmers market....but then again I’m not single....and I have money....but you might meet some milfs there

I dunno...it seems stupid...but I’d be kinda sad if my husband didn’t want people to know he married me....

Buffy movie?

Seriously?....gawd I’m not part of that clique....fuckin sluts amirite?

You don’t wear your ring? As a wife I’d be sad about that

I don’t think it’s gonna be that bad....I mean I use pickle juice in a lot of my cooking...I’d at least try it... STILL ME FEARS NO FOOD

My grandma had been living in this coverted barn house for 30+ years...and occasionally she would hear footsteps on the stairs and upstairs, but genuinely disregarded it. well she finally decided to move to a house my uncle built for her and on her last night there she woke up that morning and the bedroom door was open. And when she looked out she saw this little boy, with dark brown hair and he said “don’t leave”. Then he was gone.... the week after she moved that house burned to the ground

#whenyouhatewhatyoudo

Ahhhhh the joys of not having family any where remotely near my state...

WOO ALRIGHT....IM GONNA CLEAN MY HOUSE!!

Meet in front of a police station....or inside a Starbucks

I need to buy a fuck load of them.....and hide them EVERYWHERE!

Give me money and I’ll shit for you....

They are so cute....but house mice are bad mkay?

Omg I want that

More like octopussies amirite?.... ... <_<

Na accoding to cannibals...people taste of chicken

Nope

#toyrus