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Still Me

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  1. Yeah but you fuckers are barely even people...y’all don’t count
  2. We should make shut the fuck up buisness cards and hand them out
  3. Everything is racist... yeah poop...why you gotta be brown...rascist ass asshole
  4. get off your fucking cell phone...you’re loud, and no one wants to hear about the girl you brought home last night....k thx
  5. I’ve lost weight...don’t know how much....but my clothes don’t fit right
  6. Does this change how you feel about her then?
  7. I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill
  8. you disgust me
  9. And check out the size of this oyster...it’s fucking HUGE
  10. that looks like barf but tastes like heaven
  11. Still Me

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    Having sex...good old fashioned fuckin...for fun...so...being a slut...but implying that sex is power
  12. It’s better than working all day, getting all gross and sweaty...and going to the local gas station to get me a big ass cervezas and paying for it with sweaty wet dollar bills
  13. Still Me

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    Yeah...it’s from that....light saber game....it’s like vr n shit
  14. By sitting around in my pjs not doin a god damn thing
  15. Still Me

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    Here...enjoy....
  16. You never forget the one who popped your cherry
  17. Still Me

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    Let’s get....screwed....
  18. Still Me

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    emergency
  19. Soooo...not much different than anyone else?
  20. Yeah I’m blue racist...fuck you you azure colored mother fucker....
  21. I would walk around with my own rendition of Flash Gordon... ZAP.....aaahhh
  22. I don’t think that’s true....
  23. The only answer to chicken wings is bone in....if they’re boneless then it’s just an expensive chicken nugget
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