Still Me

OMG YUS

You are anal cancer

We need to get a fuckin bucket of them and run around town sticking dicks to windshields

Hemorrhoid

I dunno...I’ve never gotten into scratch offs...or the lotto tickets....I wanna win the lottery...but I don’t play so...w/e

I can diglett

Onyxceptable

I had tacos

Wooper you up to?

I am...

I fuckin KNOW....what a great time it was to be alive I’m sure

Awww man for as long as I remember the jets have been terrible....I just wanna say that we made it to the Super Bowl....

I was wondering the same thing....

ITS BULLSHIT I TELL YA

Who the fuck would hit someone and drive off? That’s what bothers me the most

There was a truck driving on the wrong side of the road and the car in front of him swerved to miss it and he hit her backend. He ended up on one side of the street and she ended up in the median. So she gets out of the car and stands in the median and my friend gets out of his car. And he was a firefighter by trade so he starts walking over to her and says “it’s ok, you’ll be alright, I’m calling 911” and the truck that had been driving down the wrong side of the road hit him...and drove off...he was fuckin run over helping someone...and they haven’t found the driver that killed him.

Duh...how are you now just finding that out?

Not really...it was mumbo taking things personally and throwing a tantrum...or whatever he fucking calls a tantrum..

Nope I don’t complain at work about work...I like my job...

Nope...you said that yourself.... or he’s just a bitch

Anyone else think that looks like a females handwriting?

Wait wait wait....wanna see something funny... @mumbo13 Buzzkillington

Your chill game is something to behold

INORITE!?!?IFUCKINTOLDYOU!!!