Still Me

Birds....I know it sounds dumb but when I moved south I fell in love with male crackles....I feed em in parking lots

It’s meh...I work today....but it should be slow AF

@Adminderaptorpat

Waaaat? Shiiiit....the train here is like $7-$10 for the whole day

He can’t run.....for I have allllllll the bacons...

Wasn’t me...busses are for chumps.... lol j/k I prefer trains

Wait....isn’t he a guinea pig?... THAT FUCKING LIAR

*eye roll* there are THOUSANDS of sites that talk about it...and it’s always worked for me

Or is it English that’s failed him?

And bruises....

Wiki has failed me...

I’m sorry I don’t know what a figth is...

That reminds me....I need to go to lush

Cheaper and more readily available than mederma

Yeah....broken blood vessels or bruises...it helps increase blood flow to the area and breaks up the blood clotting....

In all seriousness....the answer is toothpaste

I was playin around with a Tiffany pair.......frames were $435....FRAMES.....NO LENS....fraaaaaaaaaame

I did....but I only spent....$450...ish.... My vision is pretty bad so unfortunately I couldn’t get a ray ban lens in the frame...and I could only get regular colors or this...gold...or silver chrome...so I bought the silver chrome....but as we were finishing up I said to the guy...I really like the sunglasses I was trying on...I love that lens finish....can’t I just buy those? So he says “you paying with flex?....yeah...I can do that....I’ll get you some discounts....and flex doesn’t give a shit about not being persription, they just see it as a eye care claim” ....these are my favorite pair of glasses EVER!! Hell and I only paid $66 for them

one with no self esteem and daddy issues....

Of the one person on this board who shouldn’t pass his genetics...it would be him