Still Me

*eye roll* there are THOUSANDS of sites that talk about it...and it’s always worked for me

Or is it English that’s failed him?

And bruises....

Wiki has failed me...

I’m sorry I don’t know what a figth is...

That reminds me....I need to go to lush

Cheaper and more readily available than mederma

Yeah....broken blood vessels or bruises...it helps increase blood flow to the area and breaks up the blood clotting....

In all seriousness....the answer is toothpaste

I was playin around with a Tiffany pair.......frames were $435....FRAMES.....NO LENS....fraaaaaaaaaame

I did....but I only spent....$450...ish.... My vision is pretty bad so unfortunately I couldn’t get a ray ban lens in the frame...and I could only get regular colors or this...gold...or silver chrome...so I bought the silver chrome....but as we were finishing up I said to the guy...I really like the sunglasses I was trying on...I love that lens finish....can’t I just buy those? So he says “you paying with flex?....yeah...I can do that....I’ll get you some discounts....and flex doesn’t give a shit about not being persription, they just see it as a eye care claim” ....these are my favorite pair of glasses EVER!! Hell and I only paid $66 for them

one with no self esteem and daddy issues....

Of the one person on this board who shouldn’t pass his genetics...it would be him

I’ve always dreamed of wrecking a place after I quit/fired...but I end up leaving on good terms

If you were to get fired it would be doing the community a service

like $400+.... i need to use this damn flex account before I lose it

Fail

I’ve always thought it tasted like cardboard....well that and kix.... but honey smacks..... ooooh yeaaaaah

Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess

Waffles > pancakes

Shiiiiiiiit son....go blow up something truly horrendous....like....trump tower....or....trump casino.....or......honestly any casino in Vegas...those demos are bitchin

Regardless...my plans? FLICK THE BEAN.....

This I doubt...aren’t you basically a shut in?

“Let’s go to Waffle House” and he says “I don’t wanna have to put on pants, let’s make stuff at home.” and I says “ok, well make yourself some eggs, I’m gonna hit the gym” hour later, I’m all gross and sweaty.... he says “well, I gotta go to the post office to return this item...but I might get food too....I’m gonna go to Waffle House”.... and I says “....you mother fucker......I’m gonna punch you in the mouth...” this sum-bitch gonna die over a pecan waffle....remember me fondly....someone post my mug shot....

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