Still Me

now every time I burp I taste Campbell’s tomato soup

I’m detail oriented I’m good with teamwork I have good organization skills i can work quickly and accurately I and competent in all Microsoft office programs wait....is this an interview?

*leaves and goes to in and out*

Late last night, and the night before tommyknockers tommyknockers knockin on my door i wanna go out but I don’t know if I can cause im so afraid of the Tommyknocker man

Yeah it had that

Hmm....wasn’t that tommyknockers?

They don’t like you and they want you fired too....

I’ve always considered spaghetti to be...an unrefined method of stuffing your face...not to mention most times those noodles slap about and you end up wearing some sauce.... but I will recommend the FUCK out of some bomb ass lasagna.... or... i found this place with this meatloaf...it’s like an orgasm in my mouth without the salty suprise...

For the longest time I heard yanny...but if I close my eyes and focus more on the low tones of yanny, it slowly shifts to a deeper voice that says laurel.... auditory illusion is wonderfully amusing....

Mmm applesauce IV

But fuck today I just wanna sleep lol but fuck....

This is true....but more to stop the fight of me killin some hoe

That’s lunches and dinners right there....left over MASTAH....

I can draw you a map with crayons

FIGHT TOUR...Fists of rage...first stop...MOTHER FUCKIN POOH

I just got to lunch...

Laugh

FUCKIN FIGHT ME POOH...ILL LEAVE YOU FORGOTTEN LIKE CHRISTOPER ROBBIN

Yelling at trees...and fucking squirrels

Yeah but you’d be on the down hill slope of your life and you wouldn’t understand your smart phone

Hole?.....like.....booty hole?....like that user (don’t remember the name and honestly don’t want to) who showed us his hemorrhoid?

Zamboni.... 1) cause hockey 2) who doesn’t like a word with a z in it...I mean look at gazebo 3) it makes me giggle cause I think of ice boners

Chalupas....