Still Me

I’ve always dreamed of wrecking a place after I quit/fired...but I end up leaving on good terms

If you were to get fired it would be doing the community a service

like $400+.... i need to use this damn flex account before I lose it

Fail

I’ve always thought it tasted like cardboard....well that and kix.... but honey smacks..... ooooh yeaaaaah

Hahahahaha you’re fuckin adorable....but you a hot mess

Waffles > pancakes

Shiiiiiiiit son....go blow up something truly horrendous....like....trump tower....or....trump casino.....or......honestly any casino in Vegas...those demos are bitchin

Regardless...my plans? FLICK THE BEAN.....

This I doubt...aren’t you basically a shut in?

“Let’s go to Waffle House” and he says “I don’t wanna have to put on pants, let’s make stuff at home.” and I says “ok, well make yourself some eggs, I’m gonna hit the gym” hour later, I’m all gross and sweaty.... he says “well, I gotta go to the post office to return this item...but I might get food too....I’m gonna go to Waffle House”.... and I says “....you mother fucker......I’m gonna punch you in the mouth...” this sum-bitch gonna die over a pecan waffle....remember me fondly....someone post my mug shot....

#whitelifegoals

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Yeah I don’t do too much spicy....

Clearly....how to bring down the black man? Fuck a black man....racist level 💯

Texas introduced me to some damn good seafood gumbo....I was thinking about that last night....so I’ll add that too

Ha....this is gonna be disastrous....

......Na.....not lookin for a ban right now.... DUCES

Why aren’t you barred from going 30 feet near a school?.... i suppose its one of life’s mysteries

and it makes me laugh-o shes now called....booty noodle....

KKK?

A long time....and you’ll be paying for labor...per hour....

Stop pushing us away....we love you lasty...where here for you....that’s why we scheduled this intervention....

Welcome back...I see that you’re here to smear shit on the walls again.... and here here we just got rid of that smell....

Lasagna