Still Me

#triggered

Yes I agree with that....uuuuhg I need to stop being a baby and eat a shrimp head....

Sushi is it’s own demon....I’m just talking about eating shrimp heads.... but speaking of sushi...I love spider rolls...that fried whole juvenile blue crab is delicious

Including heads?

for y’all who don’t know...I have a culinary degree...so I KNOW how to cook shrimp... but...this is my issue i think shrimp are beautiful when cooked whole...I mean head and tail.... but I’ve never known how to eat the little fucker...it seems really weird to eat the head...especially with those fuckin whiskers......I’ll eat the tail no problem... and I don’t have a problem eating sweet breads...like the green innards of crab and lobster...or the brain gook that you suck out of a crawfish head (my fave btw)...and for the most part I fear no food...hell I’ll try anything...but those heads man....the heads....

Oh fuck me im probably gonna get some hate for this....

I want to ruin your junk with a meat tenderizing mallet

I kinda like that too

Inquire as to where the fuck his neck went

Honey it’s not your fault. These things...I know this is gonna sound awful....these things are fate...he lived and held on for her. And it was his time...he can safely pass with no regrets... don’t let this destroy you...plus he was able to pass in a place that wasn’t the fucking hospital...I don’t wanna go in those cold unfeeling rooms....I wanna go with the people who love me

You know what my cats telling me right now? ....hey......fuck you.....

My condolences to you and your family. I wish you all the warmth and love in the universe to help you through this tough time. Know that in his passing do not morn his loss, but celebrate the person he was. Who he made you into today and the people and the lives he’s touched. Know that even though we may not have known him, that he was still a shining light in a world that is helplessly dark. ❤️

If you got it....flaunt it?

Omg hi cutie...a/s/l?

😐

ME MAKE YOU CANDY.... happy birthday man...