Still Me

I’ve already posted this once 😐

Over KFC? Really?.... Back in February I left my phone at work and called back one of my pharmacists to help me retrieve it...he came back pissed off...yelled at me...told me it was just “a fucking phone”....he still won’t talk to me and still won’t apologize....and it’s what.....may?

We’ll I’d still talk to a vet...if it’s so pronounced that it needs to be lanced then this may not be a good idea

Sorry...he wanted to know how to do it....but honestly it’s better to do this than let it rupture...they’ll be blood and puss everywhere...

You don’t look like you just have downs....you look like you have ups, lefts and rights

https://youtu.be/tdbORXEmbnk

So do blue jays, and cardinals, and crows...and turkeys...roosters, cuckoos, cowbirds....it goes on and on....birds are assholes

Why do you need porn? Just beat that shit up....it’ll happen

I’m meh...but it’s stuck in my head

I’ll take “how to dick my dick ripped off for...300 please”

Spotted dick

Birds....I know it sounds dumb but when I moved south I fell in love with male crackles....I feed em in parking lots

It’s meh...I work today....but it should be slow AF

@Adminderaptorpat

Waaaat? Shiiiit....the train here is like $7-$10 for the whole day

He can’t run.....for I have allllllll the bacons...

Wasn’t me...busses are for chumps.... lol j/k I prefer trains

Wait....isn’t he a guinea pig?... THAT FUCKING LIAR