Still Me

Ok well good luck

Bills paid...gonna go buy more expensive shit I don’t really fuckin need...

got me an Apple Watch 😐 god im such a fucking sheeple.... this looks BA tho...

Oh yeah and if you make it, let me know how it turned out

Oh no it’s nestle toll house shit...like the chocolate chip cookie kind

Oh shit I forgot about banana cream... and I like lemon curd...so I’ll eat lemon meringue pie...but I take of the meringue....

to be completely transparent...I found this recipie in a comic book and this has become a fucking staple now. Come thanksgiving I make LBs apple store this pie and they go ape shit over it...enjoy Ingredients: 4 tbsp melted butter 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup corn syrup 2 tbsp bourbon (I use soco) 3 eggs 2 cups pecans 1/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 Pillsbury pie crust Instructions: 1. Combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and bourbon. Mix till smooth 2. Mix in corn syrup and eggs 3. Mix in pecans and chocolate 4. Butter and flour a pie pan, roll out pie crust into pan and crimp the edges 5. Pour pie mixture into pie crust 6. Bake at 350 for 35-40 minutes Notes: When checking for pie done-ness make sure it remains firm. If the middle jiggles like a set of big natural titties...shit ain't done...enjoy! @Buddyroe360

Favorite pie doe? Cherry...

Sure give me a sec

I make a slammin chocolate bourbon pecan pie...

and I feel like pie

Oh hell na....it was the live chat...

Yeah that bullseye should be a bit darker

Did bitch just smiley faced me 😐

and I’m fuckin with a Verizon rep via chat....

probably

Andy dick

I make an excellent wing man

Am I helping?

*squeeeeeeee* omg I cant even

I e-majin... and I bring death and destruction... or whatever the fuck I want...

IT DAMN WELL BETTER

Dude get the Ferrari editions