Still Me

really? my lineage is white.....white on white.....upon white.....

ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME

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yeah.....im a giggler

fuckin...asshole....

Na...I think it’s people who are narcissistic and have little big dog issues

Preaching to the choir...damn near lost the tip of my finger once

Hey....moobs need love too

She doesn’t have much in the chest area

Kuda-Fuck me sempai

Was that a name or an offer?

Oh this was fun

Wait people still use Snapchat?

Fist of doom

Eh...I’d fuck it

My favorite card was skull lair.....oh and the berserk dragon.... what am I?

im trying so hard not to doze off in this Waffle House.... did you know you basically drunk text when you’re this tired.....thanks autocorrect

You son of a bitch...

I like when I don’t get phone calls.... i like it even more when the phones are busted at work and I don’t get those phone calls either... ”yes, uh...I was calling cause I uh, wanted to know if my doctor called in a script and uuuuh..blah blah blah” shut the fuck up, tell me your last name so I can tell you no and hang up...I got shit to DOOOOO

Maybe his nuts will finally drop this year...cause growing up is hard

*totally just bought a series 3 Apple watch* yeah... me too... <_< >_>

Aww here I was thinking the nano....

Oh I’m sure he’ll love that...we can make a trash sculpture with it...

Na...I sent LB to the store...I just finished cutting it up...it was a perfect one too...peak ripeness...deep red, soft, and sweet as fuck... delicious... side note...you build that catapult...I want lawningos...