Still Me

no....not really.....i love the feel of itchy pubic hair in my pusspuss... its the new sensation thats sweeping the nation

thats ok.....im gonna play with my boobs until i get a boner

dont lie.... you too huh?

hes great isnt he? what would i do without him? i had just taken a beauty too....where the glow of the tv really illuminated the volume of my cup...the light kissing the tips of my perky nips

omg thank you so much....i almost had a lapse in judgement....

And birds....for shitting on my car....

I GET TO KILL BIRDS TOO?!? omg this is the best day ever

So I get to kill people? bitchin

It’s because Zeni is a fuckin beta creep

Man this is harder than I thought... i love pastrami...capicola....corned beef... ruben? Pastrami on rye? ..... or no...wait... monte Cristo...I could go ham on some monte cristo rn.... get it?....ham?

We all have board herpies....and they are INSANELY contagious

I’m sorry you’ve come to this horrible place

You fuckin old son of a bitch with 8 cats... way to stereotype... go out and get raped by middle age @Admin_Raptorpat <3 you faggot

Oh god you’re gross

Oh come on...did we expect anything less from me? they beat af tho

look at that smug little shit

They had their winnebago here couple weeks ago...giving out them blood drop pins and shirts....I was gonna give plasma...that means I would get a shirt and one of those white blood drops....but NOOOOOOO.....fuck y’all Red Cross

MOTHAH FUCKIN NOPE

I can’t give blood.... they wont take it the minute I tell them that I’ve had mono before... im a carrier of mono, which lives in the blood...I had it in the 5th fucking grade...and I can pass it to someone else..especially when they have a weak immune system... WHICH IS BULLSHIT...because according to their website it shouldn’t disqualify me but I have yet to have someone to fucking accept it....I just wanted a T-shirt....

Mothah fuckin TREES

Who the fuck do you think you are? Batman?...only Batman can have contingencies for random possibilities... what you gonna do for a volcano huh? WELL? COME ON BATS...

I’m here to say wildly inappropriate thing to you

As I the only one who thinks the doctor trying to collect shit with a soup can is fucking hilarious?