Still Me

sadly my chest is big....I’m actually considering getting a reduction...it’s wreaking havoc on my back....and chiropractor visits are getting expensive

I’ve found if you ask most restaurants if the chef would be willing to write down the recipe, they will

my former coworker used to make the best gumbo....I had almost talked her into teaching me....but she passed away last year.... bread pudding.....it’s basically a baked bread custard....that’s sweet....it’s got lots of cinnamon and sugar....can have raisins and chocolate.....good stuff

but you do the work so we don’t have to

It’s been over 90 days...I mean I can take them back but you’d only get store credit

I love it...there is this Irish pub I frequent that has some banging shepherds pie and bread pudding

for bread pudding? im down with finding one online to test out but I would prefer a time tested one

You didn’t get a severance?

I like my pussy just fine...I couldn’t care less about anyone else’s

do you not have a job because of the shutdown? or do you not have a job because you fucked up?

it’s PICKLE ROGUE!!!!!! hows yer liver? You were lookin pretty yellow the last chat.... lol

I do what I want....they can come with me or not....I don’t care....I’m still gonna go regardless

lol oh shit... for what?

hmm? I don’t know I didn’t read it....I just think the concept of you giving anyone “relationship advice” is a joke

second

He might be a napoholic...or have lardassious disease

Suuush....it thinks it’s smart

Wouldn’t that be work? Aren’t you allergic to that?

Oh...well I have a life....and a job....and I’m not a drain on my family or tax system....

Wait...are you defending him because he offered to give you money?

WHOOOOOOO IS THE CAT WITH THE BEAAAAAAK?..... ive been watching Harvey birdman on Hulu....

immediately proved my point

Omg scrubbing bubbles is that you?!?

This was a twitter thing months ago

Aw...it can give it...but it can’t take it