Still Me

I miss weed

sober me = don’t touch me but drunk me (Ie...at dis moment) = touch me....everywhere

you’re so one note

one more to go.... Its in th freezer....so....maybe.....30 minutes I can crack into that

do you like him...or like....like like him....cause that’s necrophilia

but today I kept having customers talk about them....I’m mean not badly...but it always weirds me out when about 50% of the people I dealt with wanted to see them...or ask me questions about them... i even had a few of them touch the new tattoo that’s peeling...I jokingly call it my people leather....but it’s weird..... oh how bout this....this lady...didn’t even say anything....she just reached across the counter and grabbed my arm and pulled it to her....then started stoking my arm telling me “oh this is beautiful”....I’m standing there like....um...thank you?.....

I got back less this year.... but then again....I’m in a new tax bracket

Omg talk about grip and rip

I wonder......if I can Uber some

I want doughnuts

I believe it

then not fix the clog you caused

nobody gets my dry humor here....they have to actually listen to me talk to get it

I’m funny all the time

eh....anything $200 and under is whatever

yep....‘twas annoying

sober up.... WEEEEEEEEEeee..... i love this places sparkling rosé....it’s good shit....at $11 a glass

aww....how cute

and I ignored it and talked about magic school bus.... =/= fuggface

I wasn’t talking to you...and to me this thread was about magic school bus...which is what I was commenting on....not your disease encrusted dick maw.... #noteverythingisaboutyou

Objectively...this would be an interesting way to learn about sex and creation....

Is he still relevant?....

I have black in me from time to time... .... bow chicka wow wow

but I have no idea where to fucking put it

You son of a BITCH