Still Me

Sure it was that’s why no one heard it

is this before or after you randomly leave without telling anyone bye?

Stop stealing my jokes pretending you’re cleaver

I know that pocket pussy ain’t gonna cut it....lyfe or no lyfe

Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail

Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete

Tits are hats

I don’t know if that’s in poor taste or I should learn how to rap

think about it...ya get up...gotta go to work...don’t feel like wearing a bra? Go titty-less or...slap on an A or a B cup and you’re off...then you come home...gonna go out for the night...brace your spine for some double Ds...pump up the volume... then again I misplace shit...and I would lose the matching pair and have to go all fuckin loppy titty...with like a A cup and a C cup....like the fuckin Quasimodo of breast

Saltines

Wait...are you saying that wearing things like that aren’t because you WANT us to look? I mean you’re only doing what you wanted....it’s kinda like when a chick wears something that plumps up da booty or shows borderline untasteful amount of cleavage...we did it for you...so if you aren’t looking then you prefer dick....and if we DONT get insulted when we catch you looking...that makes us trampy...it’s a double edge sword

damn the google

It’s ok...‘twas free....also means I can charge more for the phone when I sell it...cause it’s now unlocked for any carrier

you want some yogurt? GET YOU SOME YOGURT

IOS kept crashing and it would force me to restore the device...come to find out it was a faulty board and the hard drive died

well it is an inevitability.....but rare....I wanna say....1% if not less.... the real question should be... of all the food you’ve eaten in your entire lifetime, to this point....how much of it was feces...be it human or animal....how much shit...have you eaten..... that percentage is much much higher

I worked today....and I had my phone replaced

I’m ok with dick pics....but fucking ask....I hate to be talking to someone about....I don’t know...types of cheese....then boop....there’s the dick pic... that being said....I don’t have nudes of myself....nor have I ever sent any

one can dream

Gotta play with it man

and in the battle of man vs sour cream....sour cream won

LOL....Omg what kind of cell phone u got

It’s an Animoji.....so.....yeah...