Still Me

Lol nice

I....ya know I’m not sure if I am an “ass” person....I mean I check it out after the fact....but I’m not sure what I find attractive in a man I’ve never seen before

Oh that’s too bad....I make some bangin deviled eggs...and yeah those do kinda smell like stale fart when ya make em.... but poached...omg...eggs Benedict....shit is my jam

I have the mentality of “don’t shit where you eat”...although I’ve been attracted to coworkers...I won’t act on that...it breeds darkness....

wait....you don’t like eggs?....I love eggs

I don’t think I follow anyone...but people follow me

My thick....meaty...... vagi-penis

I hear butthole tastes of pennies

Uh...sure whatever you wanna spin.... I’m just saying I value myself and I seriously consider who I let inside my pink iron curtain

I lost my card my senior year of high school.....but it had been awhile before I had sex again....it was an internal struggle of college studies...and not wanting to be some whore who turned into some assholes play thing. Typically when it comes to sex....well with people I’m not 100% comfortable with...I get that feeling like I’m just being a tramp and then they’ll talk about me....so I dunno.....anxiety?

I fuckin love you you fat son of a bitch.....lol ❤️

Or a women

Oh sorry...that’s your niche

And anyone who isn’t doesn’t fucking matter

Not a god and not yet a women ay ghosty

Sure it was that’s why no one heard it

is this before or after you randomly leave without telling anyone bye?

Stop stealing my jokes pretending you’re cleaver

I know that pocket pussy ain’t gonna cut it....lyfe or no lyfe

Man....I should buy some truck nuts and turn them into a medieval flail

Oh? Fuck a pocket pussy and tell me women would be obsolete

Tits are hats

I don’t know if that’s in poor taste or I should learn how to rap