RPM Jr.

Welcome, person. Enjoy your stay.

Apparently, I'm not allowed to take back anything I thought or said on here. I made a mistake, it got quoted before I corrected it, I apologized. We can't move the fuck on already? Nope. We can't because I made the mistake in the first place. I'm sorry I can't be perfect like you, Buddy. Oh, wait. You're not perfect either. NOBODY IS! In other words, get off my ass about it.

Yeah, I originally thought you were JezebeltheNun, who happens to be GreatBallsofJizz's wife. My mistake. At any rate, welcome.

Greetings, disco's husband. Welcome to the lifeboat.

That would explain so much.

Yeah, I also apologize for my response. Are we cool?

You're the one who called her, me, and those like us who choose to either not watch [adult swim] or watch it sparingly losers. What kind of response did you expect from her? One filled with gratitude? So here's my response, Pokey. "Oh, thank you, PokeNirvash, for calling us losers. We had no idea your opinion of [adult swim] was so important that you took it upon yourself to be the ultimate arbiter of taste regarding what is on television. Goodness me, next time I want to watch a baseball game, I should look to you so you can tell me to go watch paint dry since that would be (in your likely opinion) much more entertaining. In other words, shut the hell up and sit the hell down."

Because I can. It's a free country.

Several things. kimopo: 'Sup, dude?

Nope. Not going to fall into that trap. Thanks for the offer though.

Actually, I was trying to get under Nab's skin. But hey, thanks for thinking it's about you, too.

let party

Yay. A dick-measuring contest. *rolls eyes* *goes back to real life* Have fun, dickweeds.

I love Jethro Tull. My mom and dad went to see Ian Anderson in downtown Houston back in 2012. They both got matching yellow "Too Young To Die" t-shirts. I miss my dad.

Story via ABC13.com. (I know a few guys in the fantasy football league he participated in.) MONT BELVIEU, Texas (KTRK) -- You've likely seen a lot of signs while you're out for a drive, but this might be a first.An Eyewitness News viewer sent us this image of a man wearing a pretty red dress and a sign reading, "No money needed. I just suck at fantasy football."We're guessing he probably lost some kind of bet.The sign holder was caught in the act near Barbers Hill High School on Sunday.

No.

I was going to post this. Thanks for doing so. He helped make [adult swim] into what it became. For them to treat him like that is downright horrible. I'm glad I quit watching [adult swim] years ago. If I want to watch Bob's Burgers, I'll gladly watch it on Fox or TBS. Fuck [adult swim].

I thought it was this? Or...this.

Did you bleach your butt hair?

Country Boy Growing up living in the outskirts Walking around in your untucked shirt Never thought you’d be where you are now How you long for life in the country. Get up. Go to work. Make the money. Pay the bills. Go home. Eat your meal. Go to bed. Dream of cheap thrills. One day, you wake up and decide to change it all. You work hard to reach for the stars only to slip and fall. So you look in the mirror and overanalyze your mistake. But in reality, you’re one building over from that juicy steak. Growing up living in the outskirts Walking around in your untucked shirt You never thought you’d be here by now You suddenly long to retire to the country. You’ve spent some time living in the city. You’ve lost all that made you witty. Perhaps the only way to go back Is to move back on the wrong side of the track. You can still follow your hopes and dreams While living in the small town You have people that love you And they will never let you down. Growing up living in the outskirts Walking around in your untucked shirt Now you know where to go from here To live out your dreams in the country! You are a country boy at heart. You knew that right from the start. Go forth. You now have your plan. Don’t be afraid to make a stand.

May he rest in peace.

Let it go, Phillies.

Yeti. Also known as the abominable snowman. Could also be kin to Bigfoot, aka Sasquatch. Call for help.

bonerfaise?