Clu

Nice

So what did he say?

I do enjoy the sunrise from 30k feet. Philly airport is a dump, but dems da breaks.

They're like the promised Land. No rules... People drinking at 6am... Acting all normal and shit. Everything costs a fuckton... But 'scuse me while I sip this martini. Boston all week, again. Time to drop those R's. Traveling alone gets old though.

Jeffchaos

I haven't been hourly since 2005. But I get it, you're cranking gears.

Do you still have that really big hog nose?

You are always posting or looking for jobs dude.

Pre-screened? So like, they saw your resume on indeed.com?

Weed eating... Eating all the marijuanas

Eh... My slutty days are over. Thank god.

Probably much like porcupines of today.

Cocaine.

Nobody cares.

The fuck you know about 4chan reeeeeeee?

I'm having fun in it. I like how I can go rogue and not play with others.

You just don't know when to stop being a huge asshole, huh? Look...I hate your reviews...

It's my birthday gift to you.

Pussy

Ghostrek... Fight me for your birthday.

Step one... Learn to make cake

Jesus dude... I mean Lord of the rings .. what the fuck?

This sounds like New Zealand shit

If you need any backup... I can probably order you a pizza or something