TrigunBebop

It bothers pretty much everyone. Or, at least, it should bother everyone.

Borderline? Zeni crossed that line years ago.

This is the perfect horror movie:

How about a trade: tit for tat?

Who wants FREE tits/who is willing stuff a couple balloons in their shirt?

Three's company too. Just sayin'. >.> <.<

I came as soon as I heard.

Yeah some of them do. They're usually the ones who are mainly (or only) just into the sudden loud noise of the balloon popping. However, there are other looners who actually prefer ear protection. They're usually the people who enjoy various methods of popping balloons but dislike the noise it makes, or people who enjoy interacting with balloons but are afraid of the noise of the pop.

Not much. Just balloons and chill.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Indeed

Eh, I'm not too keen on inflicting permanent hearing damage on someone.

Yeah, but as a nonpopper, I almost never need it. ... So long as I don't cheap out on my balloons.

Only once when I bought a cheap punchball balloon. Damn thing popped so loud I actually went deaf for like a minute. Neighbors were also quite displeased.

That only slows it down.

I've seen the balloon equivalent of a 69. It's pretty awesome.

Lies. Once it's popped, it'll never be stopped.

Tuftex

Maybe a looner lives in your building.

The best part is that people who collect Canadian dollar coins are also called looners. I bet those people have had some really surprising google search results...

Or, if you're a TrigunBebop, more money equals more balloons. Also, cocks

Try what? Blowjobs? Already done a ton of those. That's why I have insane lung capacity.

Or directing them towards law enforcement.

If blowjobs were all it took to become superman, I'd be the superest man. ... I mean what?

Unless it's utterly false info. Scamming scammers is fun.