TrigunBebop

HAR HAR HAR Actually I just don't like how fragile they are and I might be allergic to the powder they use.

I'd travel back to that one time I decided to try some Chinese balloons and tell my past self "Don't waste the money".

Nah. He discovered and developed shitloads of stuff. I haven't discovered or developed much of anything to do with balloons. I've just chronicled things that other people have found or made. Pretty much the only "new" thing I've discovered is how to make the perfect balloon condom.

hawt

also, pumps.

This is why I usually only make shitposts about balloons. Otherwise, you get mundane shit like this outta me.

No you don't. That's part of the reason I had to have ass surgery.

... TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. FOR I WISH TO BE ABLE TO CONSUME DAIRY WHILE RETAINING MY ABILITY TO SHIT.

Just saiyan.

You kids and your getting banned from obscure offshoots of cartoon message boards...

I'll double your post, baby. Or something

I think you mean Studio Fuusen Saturday Now with inflatable weeb pillows.

always never winners

There are tons of YT videos with titties that have stayed up for years without getting nuked.

Y'all need more rubber trees.

Normally liking cheese leads to not being able to shit. o_o

One time I went to a party supply store and didn't get a boner. Didn't buy any balloons either. (And that's the part where my dumb brain ignored a possible sexual encounter).

What is this I don't even

Attempting to boil an inflated balloon is a bad idea. All that'll do is quickly ruin both the balloon and your pan. However, boiling uninflated balloons is actually a thing. Submerging an uninflated balloon in boiling water for about 5 minutes can result in a balloon that's capable of inflating to a far larger size than normal while retaining its stability. It's not something to do with cheap balloons, though. If you're gonna do it, you'll need a higher quality balloon (like Tuftex or Qualatex). Also, it still ruins your pan. And while on this subject, baking balloons is also a thing. It is, however, much more of a gamble since, while a baked balloon can potentially be inflated to a far larger size than normal, it is also significantly more unstable. Also, if a baked balloon survives to be inflated past its rated size, it'll most likely wind up popping into countless tiny shreds (kinda like confetti) instead of larger scraps. Because of this, balloon baking is usually only done by people who like to do blow to pops and are after the coveted shred pop. And, much like boiling a balloon, this also still ruins your pan.

Only if poof consents too.

Aw, thanks. I strive to be a wealth of admittedly situationally useful knowledge about the things I love. :3

But I thought the whole Reptilian thing was specifically about lizard people. >.>

Can... can I watch? I mean what? <.<;;

rawr

I thought the correct term was "Person of lizard descent".