TrigunBebop

Now the "stuffing a balloon in one's clothes" thing is something I can totally relate to, just not for any reasons related to an inflation fetish. ... Cum inflation? What's that?

I don't really have an inflation fetish. I don't want to be a balloon. I just want to do extremely naughty things to balloons.

How's that balloon erotica coming along?

This had to have been one of my all-time weeks. I decided to get in on the post Valentine's Day balloon clearance action and I was rewarded greatly for it. I'm talking unbelievable sex with a whole bag of hot pink balloons each night for the last six days. I kept the action going for so long that every day I would end up waddling like a penguin to work because my legs were so weaaaakkkkk. I still have balloon scraps all over my body. ? Yeah really awesome. Oh and I blew up a real cutie at my job today, and I made it neck quite a bit even though it had a weakspot in it. I'm pretty sure it's gonna pop soon.

... You totally forgot that we officially changed it to Fuusen Friday, didn't you?

Room service followed by a relaxing bath.

How about just the tip of the tip?

A concave penor is still a penor.

You don't have to do that. Plenty of dudes have tits.

no u

I bet I can make it "pop" real good.

Tips or GTFO

Were? I still am!

It's like 2 balloons squished together.

Neither did I when I was first starting out. Seeing just how many different kinds of balloons there were for the first time totally blew my mind.

You know it.

I have an inflatobutt

So wait... you told your psychiatrist that your meds were making you feel worse, and showed her that you were harming yourself, and she reacted by claiming she felt threatened by you and threatened to call security? That is the exact opposite of an appropriate reaction to have towards a heavily depressed person who has been harming themselves. Your psychiatrist fucked up big time.

It's a split order. Gonna get some 24 and 36 inch Tuftex balloons and maybe a few 32 or 36 inch Cattex longneck balloons from Balloons United. And then on Amazon I'm gonna order some 17 inch Tuftex balloons from one of the marketplace vendors I've ordered from in the past. And then I might buy some balloons from an online shop I found that sells balloons with ecchi/hentai pics printed on them. Or I might order some Mellyloon balloons. (These were the first balloons I bought after deciding to embrace my fetish, so I have quite a soft spot for 'em.)

Getting ready to place a huge ass balloon order.

If I had the space, I would. Probably At least once

I bet you've got a real big balloon I could play with.

A 72 incher literally could not fit in my bedroom once inflated.

It's actually not as complicated as it first sounds. Tuftex, Qualatex, and Cattex are just balloon brands. The numbers (16 inch, 24 inch, 36 inch) are just the diameter of the balloons when they are properly inflated. And a longneck balloon is just a balloon with a long neck (the more cylindrical part that sticks out from the bulb).

Is that that weird first-person movie?