TrigunBebop

@mochi I bought some mochi ice cream at the store just now.

I miss actual balloon shops.

The bigger the balloon, the better the bang.

You make a good point. I'm probably gonna get 1 or 2 of them just to try them out.

They want your coupons.

Just sneak into the show.

I just got my tax return, and (of course) I'm planning on using some of it to stock up on balloons. Last time I bought balloons, I decided to be adventurous and get some 24 inch Tuftex instead of just my usual 16 inch Qualatex. The results were absolutely fantastic! Getting some 24 inchers was by far the best balloony thing I've done in years! This time, however, I'm wondering if I should go even bigger. Tuftex has a 36 inch balloon that looks cuddly as fuck and Cattex has a 36 inch longneck balloon that is super sexy. Part of me wants to get some of those, but another part of me worries that 36 inchers might be way too big to really enjoy. This is quite the dilemma. To buy 36 inchers, or not to buy 36 inchers: that is the question.

I haven't bumped into any former coworkers like that yet. However, one time I went through a drive thru, and the girl at the window was the same girl who worked in the floral/balloon department of the grocery store where I used to buy balloons. She was like "Oh hey. You're that guy who always buys a ton of balloons"! She then pulled a nearby coworker towards the window and said "That's the guy I was telling you about". She then asked me why I buy so many balloons. I lied and said I help friends decorate for parties.

ask out and do a sex

I'm probably gonna make a new one soon too. And this time, I'll use a fresh balloon. The balloon in the old pic was heavily oxidized, and it looked kinda sickly.

If I could use a smaller version of it as the smiley I would.

You mean the balloon? That isn't underwear. >.>

Y'all wouldn't be able to handle my latex underwear.

Do Renaissance fairs count? If so, I'm gonna have to go with beef jerky.

I'm a Bad Dude.

I really love hugging balloons it's the best. Looks like my tablet has learned well.

The same thing I'm always up to. Balloons and what not.

Room full of balloons

all memes are forced

Should I eat cereal or crackers and cheese? DECIDE MY DESTINY

Were they good?

What made you decide to give peas a chance?

The Earth is not flat when it is depicted as a globe balloon.

You should try dark chocolate nutmilk. It is the absolute best. Also, lolol nutmilk

God I want those nuts in my mouth.