TrigunBebop

Neither did I when I was first starting out. Seeing just how many different kinds of balloons there were for the first time totally blew my mind.

You know it.

I have an inflatobutt

So wait... you told your psychiatrist that your meds were making you feel worse, and showed her that you were harming yourself, and she reacted by claiming she felt threatened by you and threatened to call security? That is the exact opposite of an appropriate reaction to have towards a heavily depressed person who has been harming themselves. Your psychiatrist fucked up big time.

It's a split order. Gonna get some 24 and 36 inch Tuftex balloons and maybe a few 32 or 36 inch Cattex longneck balloons from Balloons United. And then on Amazon I'm gonna order some 17 inch Tuftex balloons from one of the marketplace vendors I've ordered from in the past. And then I might buy some balloons from an online shop I found that sells balloons with ecchi/hentai pics printed on them. Or I might order some Mellyloon balloons. (These were the first balloons I bought after deciding to embrace my fetish, so I have quite a soft spot for 'em.)

Getting ready to place a huge ass balloon order.

If I had the space, I would. Probably At least once

I bet you've got a real big balloon I could play with.

A 72 incher literally could not fit in my bedroom once inflated.

It's actually not as complicated as it first sounds. Tuftex, Qualatex, and Cattex are just balloon brands. The numbers (16 inch, 24 inch, 36 inch) are just the diameter of the balloons when they are properly inflated. And a longneck balloon is just a balloon with a long neck (the more cylindrical part that sticks out from the bulb).

Is that that weird first-person movie?

@mochi I bought some mochi ice cream at the store just now.

I miss actual balloon shops.

The bigger the balloon, the better the bang.

You make a good point. I'm probably gonna get 1 or 2 of them just to try them out.

They want your coupons.

Just sneak into the show.

I just got my tax return, and (of course) I'm planning on using some of it to stock up on balloons. Last time I bought balloons, I decided to be adventurous and get some 24 inch Tuftex instead of just my usual 16 inch Qualatex. The results were absolutely fantastic! Getting some 24 inchers was by far the best balloony thing I've done in years! This time, however, I'm wondering if I should go even bigger. Tuftex has a 36 inch balloon that looks cuddly as fuck and Cattex has a 36 inch longneck balloon that is super sexy. Part of me wants to get some of those, but another part of me worries that 36 inchers might be way too big to really enjoy. This is quite the dilemma. To buy 36 inchers, or not to buy 36 inchers: that is the question.

I haven't bumped into any former coworkers like that yet. However, one time I went through a drive thru, and the girl at the window was the same girl who worked in the floral/balloon department of the grocery store where I used to buy balloons. She was like "Oh hey. You're that guy who always buys a ton of balloons"! She then pulled a nearby coworker towards the window and said "That's the guy I was telling you about". She then asked me why I buy so many balloons. I lied and said I help friends decorate for parties.

ask out and do a sex

I'm probably gonna make a new one soon too. And this time, I'll use a fresh balloon. The balloon in the old pic was heavily oxidized, and it looked kinda sickly.

If I could use a smaller version of it as the smiley I would.

You mean the balloon? That isn't underwear. >.>

Y'all wouldn't be able to handle my latex underwear.

Do Renaissance fairs count? If so, I'm gonna have to go with beef jerky.