TrigunBebop

Everyone hearts you. You're just so very heartable.

The way I see it, no pants, no problem.

SIT POP SUNDAY! An activity so nice, each week we do it twice.

I Heart You

I'll make sure you get a special deal.

I'm no asshole. I'm a balloon.

Son, I am (not) disappoint.

Don't worry. Be happy. <.<

Yes. >.<;;;

Just double down on the misinterpretation.

I usually charge for that.

As soon as I actually get a friendster.

TIME TO MAKE A FETLIFE. What? You didn't think I'd make a normal social media account, did you?

Exactly. Plus, loud noises still startle me quite a bit. >.>;;

Sorry about that <.<;; I don't like worrying people. >.>

Because I love interacting with balloons in general, and once a balloon pops there's not much you can do with the scraps. not popping the balloon = more fun

Please teach me your ways, master.

Yeah it's been quite awhile. >.>;;

It's more like if you squeeze the balloon too hard, the neck will bulge out too far and get snagged on the clip (which can easily pop the balloon). Also, if the clip isn't on the balloon properly, it can shoot off the balloon when you squeeze it.

Wait... Runic accounts are a thing now?

Anything that involves a lot of squeezing or squishing. <_<

Both at the same time. BLUENAMI!

I'm sad there's no "Valentine's themed balloon clearance sale the next day" option. I guess I'll pick the candy, then.

I played it when it first came out, and there was no online then.

Where's the fun in that?