TrigunBebop

lemme see dat tiptip.

And that's what I call "doinitrite".

Sold a bunch of shit I no longer needed, bought a graphics card and controller for my PC, and last, but oh so very not least, ordered a ton of balloons! Here within the next week, I'm gonna have 216 17 inch Tuftex, 40 24 inch Tuftex, and even a few 36 inch Tuftex balloons! ^___^ ... probably still gonna buy even more 24 inchers though (and maybe some more 36 inchers if I like them).

Baking soda and vinegar in a balloon to make it self-inflate.

orly nao?

Only if you promise to blow till I pop.

... what is that smiley? O_o

i am okay with this.

I might. This tablet's camera is shit, though.

... can I blow it?

I once tried to fap to someone licking whipped cream off a balloon, but I really wasn't feeling it. And then there was a video of a girl cutting a cheesecake on top of a 24 inch Qualatex balloon with a knife. Didn't care much for that one either. And there was also a video where a girl just cut up a bunch of uninflated balloons with scissors. Hated that one.

lust is truth

To be fair, that thread actually did have some basis in reality. I actually have gone on a few week long hardcore looning binges in the past. >.>;;

My heaven is a room full of balloons.

When a movie is boring and I don't wanna finish watching it, I just go do something else. If a movie can't hold my attention, then that means I really don't care what happens anyways.

KiLL iT WiTh FiRe

A thread about threads being sent to Dumpster Fires also being sent to Dumpster Fires would be mildly amusing.

What a coincidence. I'd fuck you and not him as well. We seem to have a lot in common. Wait, what? >.>;;

I feel like it still loses something when it no longer appears alongside the thread it was mocking.

A male can also give birth if they happen to be a seahorse.

Y'all are killin' my unfunny jokes. I has a sad now.

I see. So it takes aspects of reproduction/fertility and pushes them to the extreme. That's pretty neat, to be honest.

omg senpai noticed me!

That actually can be a good premise depending on where you go with it. Struggling with telling partners or feeling like you must hide it are both things that a lot of balloon fetishists can relate to.

That's the difference between me and zeni. My shtick actually has a basis in reality.