InsaneFox

I posted pretty prolifically until I got access to Dumpster Fires. It was very disappointing.

You mean the truth?

Nah. It has to be my personality and face combo.

Yeah. I’m confused as to why I’m single.

I’m kinda just waiting till I find the right lady to sit on my face. Forever.

I don’t get on Tinder.

Sex with me is never rated. But probably would be rated poorly due to my smol penis.

That's pretty simple. Work on the dragon's esteem issues. I mean, you already laid out the to do list: *Fix Dragon *Have Rick James take you AND the Ark into the correct movie. *Use the Ark to kill all of the Nazis, because that's what they do? **Backup Plan, pack guns in the Ark, just in case the nazis don't just all die. *Acquire Matt Damon's skull. *Say "Matt DAAAAMON" *Okay, get serious. *Find clues inside the skull?

Review me, daddy.

I will take care of your cat.

Yeah but we're talking percentiles of the demographic here. I'm sure there are a LOT more that are too rigid for the show. OR, the show just completely sucks. Another total possibility. My favorite between Captain Kirk and Captain Picard is, of course, Colonel Jack O'Neil.

Because Star Trek nerds are super serious. Like ridiculously so. So a Star Trek comedy cartoon, that is totally not serious in any way is probably anathema to them. It's probably riddled with lore inaccuracies, and humor that Star Trek fans would consider 'low brow'.

Yes that is Gloom. It's a decent little card game.

No thanks. The shame is too much to bear.

Not with my extremely tiny penis, I couldn't.

Dude, same. I couldn't be gay even if I wanted to.

Maybe you're eating too many salad. Get some grease in there. Starting to understand why I have intestinal problems, actually....

Fuck if I know. Eat a salad.

I refer to you all as the Degenerates when I'm talking in the facebook chat with Ramo, Pat, Slappy, and Pamic.

I'm actually keeping a food log because my poop machine no worky right anymore. I can tell you everything I ate for the last 6 days except for the 4th because I forgot to notate anything in the food log and I seriously don't remember if I even ate anything that day.

The main thing keeping me from trying to date again is knowing that I am never going to be anybody's first, second, or even third choice.

I seldom am. Fox for President 2024!

Ah yes. I, too, as a human, like to take leg walks. Obviously more leg is preferable.