InsaneFox

Nay! Sweet prince, or noble of gender otherwise defined! It is folly for thine pure self to seek refuse in the caves of ecstasy, for one will only find thyself on the shoals of regret. It is written. Pray with me sibling.

We must gather our strong, oiled bodies together and form a barrier of chastity and righteousness! We must form ranks into a Bastion of Purity! One whose girthy rigid walls shall never find penetration for even the most slippery or feminine wiles!

Thine ass is fictitious! Sorcerous harlequin! Men! Gather ye timber so that we may ignite a strong, robust blaze! And cast the devil woman into it!

Yep!

That’s basically the opposite of how I actually am.

Nope. Not at all.

I’m a Skillful Peasant in the Renaissance!

Nice try. First, I answer this quiz… then you’ve stolen my identity and have me locked in a cellar. I won’t be fooled by your tricks.

Yeah. Thank Hermes for the Internet.

It’s okay, it’s on discord and the phone internet is still working. And it’s an RP session.

The problem is we’re playing online…

I got a bad one too. Cut the power twice during tonight’s dnd game.

It doesn’t have to. 😉

Lame. Risk your life for my curiosity!

I still need to watch it.

Sounds like a good deal my guy.

I feel like this requires an explanation. Also mine would be I say some really mean things and you just off yourself.

Any vampires that exist in modern times are almost certainly skanky.

I am bound to this forum by a pact made of blood and the promises made in places forgotten by both man and time. I would not so foolishly condemn myself to such a fate yet again by simply walking into what could be another veritable prison of the mind.

Try skimpy bikinis.

I agree, to simplify your theory or put an alternative spin on it. Vampires have succumb to and are no susceptible to disease anymore. Werewolves have a disease but still got room for more.

I think a serious answer would be… people are focused on desire much more than compatibility. One should take stock in what they honestly have to offer, what flaws they have, and what they need in a partner. They should strive to mitigate some of their bigger flaws. Then they should just meet people until they find somebody that’s close enough to what they need and see if they can meet the needs of the other person. TLDR: See what’s right with you, see what’s wrong with you, see what you need. Then go out and try to find someone that fits those parameters and then work to split the difference. If you have hobbies, maybe go to places that those hobbies exist. If you’re having problems assessing your own flaws, go find an asshole to tell you what’s wrong with you and see if you can see it yourself.

Just start burning stuff, honestly, all the moral conundrums will be sorted out by the judgement of the flames. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Now we’re talkin’.

I don’t care how crusty your sock puppet is, or how bright it glows under a UV light, I will never surrender. Do your worst. 😮